Just One Person…Part 2

Yesterday we shared some well wishes from various Muppety people for Muppet Mindset founder Ryan Dosier, who has left for the greener pastures of The Walt Disney Company. So many people had so much to say, that we had to split it in two parts.  To those in this list, please note that due to…

How To… Identify a Look-Alike

Max Jessop – Hey-ho, hi-ho, and ho-hum, my friends! And welcome to another (late) edition of How To… Like we’ve said in previous How To’s, we care about your personal health and security… you know, until we get to the disclaimer. Either way, we want to help you, the reader, with dangers of real life. So…

Muppetology 101 – Basic Frog Cloning

Maxwell Jessop – Welcome again to Muppetology 101. It’s me, Max the How To guy! I’m here to guest lecture again. This time I’m going to discuss examples of Kermit the Frog doppelgängers in history. You’d be surprised how numerous they are. The Mechanical Wind-Up TV Show Host This Kermit look-alike is the first doppelgänger, not…

News Update: January 16, 2014

JANUARY 16, 2014 The Muppets Most Wanted merchandise train is finally leaving the station at the Disney Store. Yesterday, our friend Max Jessop alerted us to the fact that new Muppet plush are being released for the movie. The characters being made into plush are Constantine and, most excitingly, Rowlf the Dog! Check out pictures of the plush…

How To… Get a Girl to Like You

Maxwell Jessop – Hello, dudes, dudettes… and other hip variations of the word dude! I’m back! Sorry for my inactivity around here. But I’m gonna make it up to you, because today I’m going to show all you singles out there how to win a lady… or a chicken… I get the two mixed up sometimes.…

How To… Enjoy a Hotel Stay

The Muppet Mindset Precariously Presents: How To… Enjoy a Hotel Stay Maxwell Jessop – Well folks, it’s January once again. The first month of the year. When people return to work and vacations begin to die down. Of course, that doesn’t stop me, because today I’m going to show you people just how to enjoy…

How To… Be a Good Roommate

Maxwell Jessop – Welcome back, readers. Or should I say, students? I hope you’re studying up for the Muppetology school season coming real soon. I know Ryan won’t give tests, but… I hope you’re studying anyway. But that’s not why I’m here. You see this How To is for all those MMIT (Muppet Mindset Institute…

How To… Say No To Wilkins Coffee

Maxwell Jessop – From a marketing standpoint, Wilkins is probably the good guy. But how about if you don’t like Wilkins Coffee or are biased about coffee at all? In these times you should be prepared. Yes… I know Wilkins Coffee is now defunct, and those were probably just short stories for advertising, but you…

How To… Act Around Bears

Maxwell Jessop – Here at The Muppet Mindset, we like to make sure you have the best in personal safety. So, we decided for a How To this week, we would show you what to do and not do in the presence of ferocious bear.  The Muppet Mindset (Skeptically) Presents… HOW TO… Act Around Bears…