(Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes Spotlight: Miss Piggy

Casey Daron – Welcome again to (Kind Of) Weekly Muppet Quotes. This week we will be spotlighting the karate master diva, Miss Piggy! Miss Piggy is probably one of the best known characters in the Muppet repertoire, as well as an instant fan-favorite. I mean, what would the Muppets be without Miss Piggy? (Certainly less bruised!) I hope you enjoy this week’s round of Muppet Quotes!

“Hang out with weirdos. It will make you look fabulous in comparison!”
~ Miss Piggy, The Diva Code

“We’re going to pause here, and we’ll be right back with Gonzo, the geek who fell to earth.”
~ Miss Piggy, Muppets From Space

“You! It was you! Kermit was right! You’re a phony! Yes, you are! And you know what, you can’t even sing! Your voice was dubbed!”
~ Miss Piggy, The Great Muppet Caper

“Listen, high pockets, here’s how things work in enchanted lands. Shoes have magical powers. If you have the shoes, you get the powers. But if you’re going to question every little detail, the whole thing’s gonna fall apart and we might as well call it a day, okay?”
~ Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo), The Muppets Wizard of Oz

“Holy Guacamole! This looks like a job for Wonder Pig!”
~ Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show, Episode 419
“Moi believes that Hollywood gives too many awards… to other people.”
~ Miss Piggy, The Diva Code

“Alright, cut the chatter! Let’s get this party started! I’ve gotta shoot a celebrity Eyebrow Threading infomercial at two thirty!”
~ Miss Piggy, Tales of a Sixth Grade Muppet

The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, ryguy102390@gmail.com

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