ERROR

LISA: Ryan is going to KILL you.

TBC: This was all YOUR doing! You posted it, not me! I was getting a manicure. Wait, I mean a pedicure. Okay, that’s no better…

LISA: Oy. Quit dodging. I had a perfectly fine draft saved until YOU started editing. This is SO your fault.

TBC: Let’s just keep quiet and hope nobody notices, shall we?

LISA: Right. Not a word. I won’t tell Ryan if you don’t.

TBC: Fine. I’ll leave it out of my official report. On one condition … Toe massage?

LISA: Ewww… How about I hire a masseuse?

TBC: I don’t even LIKE mousse … Fine. So long as it’s chocolate, we’ll call it a day.

The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier

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